So 3 years after its release, I finally manned up and watched The Devil's Rejects. Well, to my surprise, guess who turned out to be in the movie? This guy! Now I know what you're thinking and no, Karl Malone is not the washed up athlete celebrity I'm talking about. It's actually Diamond Dallas Page and I gotta tell ya, nothing says horror movie material more than a guy who makes vagina symbols with his hands while tucking in his shirt and trying to salvage the fanny pack. Oh and after seeing his character in the movie, it was obvious that director Rob Zombie wanted the Undertaker to play the part instead, but I'm sure he knew better. Danny Trejo on the other hand didn't. Are you surprised?
